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Dr. Tony Evans is the founder and senior pastor of Oak Cliff Bible Fellowship in Dallas, founder and president of The Urban Alternative and author of over 100 books, booklets and Bible studies.
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0:00 Today, I wanna look at the pattern of detours. Detours have a pattern about them that you should look for if you know you're not in the place that you had planned to be in.0:14 And there's not a person here today who is not in a detour, come from a detour, headed to a detour, because life is full of detours.0:26 There are 3 things I wanna talk about today about the pattern that detours take. The root of detours. Because you know, detours usually have twists and turns. You gotta go up here and turn here and come back here and0:38 go over there in order to get back on the main road taking you the way you plan to go. And where God wants you to go is your destiny. The first aspect of a detour, which0:49 we've kind of introduced, is detours always involve test. Detours involve a test. Let's define a test or1:01 trial in the biblical terminology. A test or trial is an adverse circumstance either created or allowed by God in order to develop us1:13 in preparation for his purpose for us. A trial is an adverse circumstance or series of circumstances that God either directly causes or he allows it1:24 to take place in your life in order to develop you and me in preparation for the place he plans to take us. I love second chronicles chapter 321:36 verse 31 because it says, the purpose of a test is to reveal what's in your heart. The purpose of a test is to reveal1:48 God already knows what's in your heart, but the test is designed to reveal it. Because see, our hearts are deceitful, the Bible says. They trick us, and so God wants you to really2:00 see what's deep down inside of you, and it comes out with a test. It's coming up on my annual physical review. And in my annual physical review,2:12 I'm going to have to take a stress test, which means the doctor's gonna put me on a treadmill, and I've gotta walk on that treadmill with all these attachments on my chest,2:25 and he's gonna be reading a sheet as I walk to determine the condition of my heart. He's not gonna take my word that I think my heart's okay.2:36 He's not gonna buy it because I feel like my heart's okay. He's gonna ask me how I'm doing. How's my heart? I'm gonna say my heart's fine, and he gonna say prove it.2:48 Let's put you under some stress. So I'm gonna get on a treadmill, I'm gonna walk, and that treadmill's gonna climb, and incline, and keep inclining until I'm huffing and puffing,3:01 until I'm sweating, perspiring, until I can't take it no more, until I throw in the towel. Then he's gonna look at his3:13 paper, and he's gonna tell me what my heart is. We may be here this morning and think our spiritual hearts are fine. We may wave our hands in the air, wave3:25 it like we just don't care. Like everything is fine, we may sing praises and do all the things that we're told to do or led to do in song and in3:36 ceremony because we think our heart is okay. But God is saying this is a test. And you always know a test because it's3:47 adversity. It's never pleasant, never preferred, never requested, yet it is inescapable because God allows it.3:59 So a test is adverse circumstances. Joseph is in a test because he's now a slave in a situation he never planned to be in,4:11 And it is that verse. He's in a pit, no water, sold into slavery by his own family. And verse 1 of chapter 39 says, he's taken to Egypt4:23 and Pharaoh, the captain, the bodyguard buys him from the Ishmaelite. He's been bought and sold like property. He's in a bad situation.4:35 It says the Ishmaelites were taking him to Egypt. And when we fast forwarded to the end of the story, Joseph says, God brought me to this place. So watch this4:47 now. Don't miss this. When you're going through a test, I'm not talking about a test you create. I'm talking about 1 that God4:59 put you in. When you're going through a test, don't mistake the hand of man for the hand of God.5:12 Or don't mistake the hand of God for the hand of man. See, people put him in this situation. His daddy set him up for this situation and give him a coat. His brothers were jealous of him. His brothers put him in5:24 the pit. His brothers planned to kill him. His brothers sold him. His brothers gave him to the Ishmaelites. These are people messing with this man's life. But if you5:36 only see what people are doing and you miss what God is doing, then you miss the divine purpose of the detour. People were allowed to be used by5:48 God to move him from where he was to the next step of where God wanted him to be. So don't think just because it's people, it's not God. It's only not God if it's sin. But if6:00 it's not sin, then look for the hand of God even though it's coming through the hand of man. So don't get those mixed up. God uses people,6:11 even your people and your family, to move you to your destiny by creating a detour. During a test,6:23 your faith is being called to the witness stand. And you know what you do on the witness stand, you testify. Is what you said you believe is what6:35 you said amen to in church? If what you said praise the Lord to when you weren't going through anything real, test calls it to the witness stand and says, now testify and tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but6:47 the truth, so help you God, because you understand now. And if it's not real during a test, your heart has revealed it wasn't real yet. It was just6:59 real because you weren't dealing with anything. But it is during the test, the trial, when things have gone topsy-turvy.7:11 Joseph has had many reasons to believe God has abandoned him. And you have those feelings when you're in a deep pit. Where is7:23 God? Why did God put me here? Why won't God get me out of here? Or if he got me out of here, why did he get me out of here like this? So then now I'm nothing but cheap property. Where are you God?7:35 That's what happens during a test. It seems like God's phone line is busy. He's gone silent on you. But remember, the purpose of a test is to develop you. Some7:47 many of us ironed shirts or had shirts ironed before we came today, or maybe, ladies, you ironed your blouse. You did that to get the wrinkles out. You did that to get the wrinkles out. The shirt or blouse may7:59 have been clean, but it but it but it had wrinkles in it. You needed to get the wrinkles out. Joseph had some wrinkles. We found out that he he he was a tattletale on his brothers that he flaunted the coat8:11 in front of his brothers to to show that, you know, he was the he was the most loved son. We we saw that he had some wrinkles. He wasn't a bad kid, but he was immature. So God had to put him in a situation to iron the8:23 wrinkles out. Now why do you iron wrinkles out of your shirt and out of your blouse? Because you plan to put it on and you wanna look good in So what God does is he puts us in test, and he allows the heat to hit us. And8:34 steam is writhing out of us. It's not because he's trying to burn us. He just plans to wear us and wants to look good when he puts us on. So he allows the fire8:46 of testing to bring steam out of our lives. He's not being mean. He's not being mad. He just wants to iron out the wrinkles so that he looks good when he identifies with you.9:02 True story of the loggerhead turtle. A loggerhead turtle is a huge turtle. It's 1 of those big turtles you see in the zoo. And and and this loggerhead turtle female was getting ready to give birth, so she climbed up into9:12 the sand dune in order to give birth. But after she gave birth to her little babies, she became disoriented and was not walking back toward the water. That would be the natural thing, to walk back the water. She was9:23 going further out on the sand. So some of the rangers came, and they put they put shackles on the because they're too big to lift. They put shackles on the the legs of the turtle and flipped it on its back. They put9:35 shackles on, put a chain on it, and then on a a 4 wheeler, drag the turtle back to the water. Now the turtle has life that's been turned upside down because it was flipped on its back. It's9:47 now in chains. And I don't know what the turtle was thinking, but but but why would you flip me on my back and put you in chains? Cause you're going the wrong way. We gotta detour you. We gotta take you back to the9:58 water, because you don't know where you are. You think you're going right, but you're going wrong, because you've been disoriented by your environment and the circumstances that you're in. In order to get you back right,10:08 we got to flip you over. We got to hook you up, and we got to pull you against your will. And when they finally got back to the water and the turtle recognized where she was, she went to the place she ought to be. In10:17 order for her to get to her destiny, she needed to be flipped, and twisted, and tweaked, and turned, and shackled in order to be drugged. And sometimes, when we are going the wrong way, thinking we're going the right way10:28 because this world order has disoriented us, God enters into our situation and flips us and tithes us and tweaks us and jerks us. And we wonder, what are you doing to me? I'm taking you to your destiny.10:43 Because the first aspect of the detour that God takes us all on, nobody escapes this, Who wants to be in God's will and experience God destiny is a test.10:56 And adverse circumstances that God create to allows. And now, Joseph is living a life he didn't plan on. His daddy didn't11:08 raise him to be a slave, but that's what he is now. It leads to number 2, The second route on the detour to destiny11:20 of the pattern that God uses is training. We're told to learn through testing. So11:32 testing is designed to provide training. Look at verse 2. The Lord was with Joseph. He became a successful man. He was in the house of his master. His11:44 master saw the Lord was with him, and God caused all that he did to prosper in his hand. Joseph found favor in his sight and became his personal servant.11:56 He put everything he had under Joseph's charge. K. Let's deal with training number 1. Spiritual training. The Lord was with12:08 Joseph. Wait a minute now. The Lord was with Joseph as a slave. The Lord was with Joseph in his trial.12:20 The Lord was with Joseph being bought and sold. The Lord was with him. In other words, he did not let his circumstance compromise his spiritual12:31 relationship. See, it's easy to get mad at God in a trial. When actually, the12:43 trial is the occasion to draw near to God. It says, the Lord was with him, watch this, while his life was going south, because he's a slave12:55 now. But it says, the Lord was with him. When you fill a sponge full of water, and then you add pressure, pressure to the13:07 sponge, water is gonna come out because it's full of water. When you are going through a trial and you feel the pressure, how much God comes out?13:19 Or maybe it's cussing that comes out, or fussing that comes out, or complaining that comes out, or being mad that comes out, or bitterness that comes out. Why is that coming out? Because that's what you were full of.13:32 Because because you know, when you soak a sponge, only what you soak it with is what comes out. When you put on the pressure. So if you're going through the pressure of of a trial, is there enough God in13:44 you before you hit the trial to come out of you when you're in the trial? That's why folk folk wanna run to God in the trial when they've had no God before13:56 the trial. Wonder why they can't see God come out now that I'm in the trial because there was not closeness being accumulated along the way. But it says, of Joseph,14:08 the Lord was with him. He had cultivated a spiritual relationship as his priority, and God was with him. Watch this.14:20 And his life is going south. No. He's a slave now. But he gives you the key. Here is the key14:33 to making it during your season of trial. It says, he became a successful man because the Lord was with him. Not because of who he14:45 knew, not because of his contacts, not because of his notoriety, not because of his name, not because of his bank account. He said he became a successful man be listen to me, if the Lord is not14:57 with you, I don't care who you know. What contacts you have, what power you think you have. He said the the reason he was a success as a slave15:09 is because the Lord was with him. Notice how many times it says it. Verse 2, the Lord was with him. Verse 3, the Lord caused all that he did to prosper. Verse 5, the Lord blessed the Egyptian's house on his account.15:20 Thus, the Lord blessing was upon him. Even verse 21, but the Lord was with Joseph. Verse 23, because the Lord was with him. Do you get the point? Notice the word. The Lord was with15:32 him. Capital l, capital o, capital r, or capital d. When you see in the Bible, capital l, capital o, capital r, capital d, as opposed to capital l, small o, small r, a small d.15:43 Those are 2 different Hebrew words. Capital l, capital o, capital r, capital d is the word Jehovah or Yahweh. That is the self revealing God.15:55 That's the God who reveals himself to you in the situations in life. See, a lot of us know God without knowing Jehovah. Jehovah is when God reveals himself to you.16:07 So when it says the Lord was with Joseph, he's saying there was a relationship hook up here. This wasn't religion. This was relationship. The Lord they had they had a relationship, and the Lord was16:19 with him, and the Lord made him a success. So there must be the spiritual relationship that drives you, particularly when life has gone16:31 left on you, like it did on Joseph. And the Lord blessed him as a slave, So that he climbed the ranks to become his personal16:42 assistant, and everything underneath Potiphar's house was under Joseph. Now watch this. Watch this. The purpose of16:54 trials, 1 of the purpose is to develop us and to train us. Don't miss this. Joseph is now second in command in17:06 Potiphar's house. K? But what Joseph didn't know is that down the line, he's gonna become second in command17:17 in all Egypt. That's the whole nation. He doesn't know that yet, because he doesn't know the details of his destiny. So what God does is he gives him a job as17:29 a slave, makes him second in command in Potiphar's house, so homeboy could get some experience in leadership, management, handling17:41 staff, dealing with problems. He lets him as a slave develop a skill set because he knows in his destiny, he's gonna be over all of this. See, a lot of folks wanna be all of17:53 this when they don't know how to be over all of this. And if you can't handle this, God's not ready to give you that. So if you want that, you better take care of this so that when you wind up18:05 with that, you've got enough experience from this to handle that the right way. Watch this. He's working, watch18:16 this, for a non Christian. Potiphar is a pagan. He's not a believer. He's working in a non Christian company, as most of you are. Unless you're working for Chick fil18:28 A, you're working for a non Christian company. Most of you work for non Christians. You got non Christian bosses, non Christian corporations,18:41 non Christians. But look what it says about Joseph. Verse 5, the Lord blessed Egyptian's house on account of Joseph. Thus, the Lord's18:52 blessing was upon all that he owned in the house and in the field. That means everything all of his property. In other words, the Christian was the best employee he19:04 had. You you see where I'm going? You say my boss isn't a Christian, my coworkers aren't Christians, nobody loves the Lord here with me. But it19:16 says, all God needed in Potiphar's house was Joseph. And the non Christians got blessed because the Christians were in the field. So let me ask you,19:28 what's your witness like at work? If you were accused of being a Christian on your job, would there be enough evidence to convict you or would you be found innocent of all charges? Because you cuss like19:39 them, you talk like them, you run around like them, you get drunk like them. There's nothing unique about you steal like them, you just do what they do. So God can't bless them because he can't work with you.19:51 You should be the best employee. You should be the most on time employee. You should be the most productive employee. Why? Because the Lord is20:03 with you. That relationship is a blessing to a non Christian company, a non Christian occupation, but yet you stand out among the crowd because of your integrity,20:15 because of your honesty, because of your morality, because you stand out. You are different than all the other employees in the company. So God is giving him20:27 experience in a non Christian realm for what God is gonna do in his life. He's preparing him.20:40 Oh, I like this because it says in verse 3, now his master saw that the Lord was with him. But this is a pagan man. How a pagan man go see the Lord as20:52 witcher? There's only 2 ways, word and deed. That is he was a witness with his mouth, but he backed it up with his feet. He didn't talk about Jesus and turn in sloppy work.21:04 Nor did he do good work and skip the fact that his faith was the basis of how he worked. It was word and deed. He didn't talk about Jesus all day and get nothing done,21:16 but he didn't get stuff done and leave Jesus out. It was word and deed. Because he wasn't just working for a paycheck, he was working for a person. And the Lord was21:28 with him. Is the Lord with you in your career? Now watch this. Watch this. Watch this. Don't miss this. His job was not his destiny. Because21:40 see a lot of us have made our jobs our destiny. You see? His job this job, he get ready to leave this job. In fact, in a few minutes, he get ready to get fired. Joseph get ready to get21:52 fired from his job. So if you threw if he put all of his marbles, oh, I'm second in command in Potiphar's house. If he put all of his marbles in his job, he's gonna be severely22:03 disappointed because he get ready to lose his job. The man's getting ready to get a pink slip. So your job is destiny. Your job may just be preparation for your22:15 destiny because he's gonna learn skills in his job that God is gonna use for his kingdom. So don't don't make your job all that and a bag of chips.22:27 Okay? Just because you got some letters behind your name, you got a little edumacation. Don't don't go off. Don't go off. Because his job was not his destiny,22:39 but his relationship with God, which was going to determine his destiny, was with him on his job. You see,22:52 God cares more about the development of the dreamer than the realization of the dream. See, he's a dreamer. He's got the gift of having dreams and interpreting23:03 dreams. But he's a he's a dreamer. And most of us are dreamers. Most of us have dreams. But God cares more about the development of the dreamer than the experience with the23:15 dream. Why? Because when he gives you whatever dream he has for you, he wants to know that your shoulders can bear the weight of the opportunity. Because if you get to a23:27 place that fulfills the dream, but you can't bear the weight of your character to handle the dream that you hold, you and the dream23:38 collapse. So he wants to develop the person before he gives you the purpose. And the23:50 detour is designed to develop that. Detours have other detours. The detour has a detour.24:02 He not finished with the detours yet. Training, spiritual depth, skill development, and he still hasn't hit his destiny yet.24:15 It's gonna take 22 years for him to hit chapter 50. K? And he's gonna get a major break after 13 years, and the total thing is 22 years. So chill.24:28 The third part of the pattern of detours, temptation. There was a test, there was24:40 training, and now there's temptation. Temptation is solicitation to do evil. It is solicitation24:52 to disobey God. It's being solicited to disobey God. Okay. Let's get this straight. Temptation is not sin. The Bible25:04 says that the spirit of God, Matthew 4, led Jesus into the wilderness to be tempted of the devil. Yet, the Bible says Jesus was without sin.25:16 So being tempted is not equal to sinning. Sinning is yielding to the temptation, not having the temptation. K? Every we all face25:28 temptations. K? That's not a sin. It's the yielding that makes a sin. Let me tell you something about temptation, and that is temptation and testing are25:39 often simultaneous events. In other words, it's the same event being both at the same time. While God is trying to develop us, Satan is trying to deceive us, and it's25:51 about the same thing. That's why sometimes you caught between is this God or is this the devil? You see, because many times you're caught because it's the same event. The spirit of God26:03 led Jesus into the wilderness to be tempted of the devil. So the spirit of God sent him there, and God knows why he's being sent there. The devil's gonna try to test him there. So in the same spot, he got both working.26:15 And that's where the confusion is. Is this God or is it the devil? Is this God or is this the devil? Is this real or is this Memorex? What is this? Because it's happening26:27 with the same event. You get car dealerships and they show you they'll crash your car to show you how sturdy a car is. Look how sturdy this car is. Or26:39 they'll slam the door and say, this car is strong. The opposition will do the same thing and show you how weak the car is, and it's the same car. Because temptations26:50 and testing for development often occur, not always, but often occur at the very same time. So the Lord is with Joseph.27:02 The Lord sent him to Pharaoh's house, and he runs into missus Potiphar. We're told in the end of verse 6, now Joseph was handsome27:14 in form and appearance, which means this passage can apply to most of the men here.27:26 Notice I said most. He was handsome in form, muscular, 6 pack, ripped.27:39 He's a beast. So he's handsome in form and in face. Eye candy.27:53 Easy to look at. He had it going on. It came about after these events that his master's wife looked with desire at Joseph, verse28:05 7 says, and said, lie with me. This is not a subtle sister. Sister's getting to the point. Come on,28:16 Joe. Let's knock some boots.28:35 Come on, Joe. Let's get it on. Come on. Put on some Marvin Gaye and get some healing going on here. Come on, Joe.28:51 I'm old, but I ain't that old. So come on, Joe. Bless. But verse 8 says, he refused and said to his master's29:03 wife, behold, with me here, my master does not concern himself with anything in the house, and he has put all things that he owns in my charge. And now he gives the zinger. There is29:15 no 1 greater in this house than I, and he has withheld nothing from me except you because you are his wife. How then could I do this great evil and29:26 sin against God? He has now been solicited by missus Potiphar. He's been solicited for a sexual relationship.29:39 She's come right out and said it. Verse 10 says, and she came to him day after day. So she not gonna leave him alone.29:50 And there's no place he can go because he works there. So he can't go. I mean, he gonna run into at the water cooler.30:02 And I go run into at the office, so maybe he can't he can't go nowhere. This is his job. And sheath after him day after day after day after day to30:14 seduce him. He's being solicited. He's being tempted. And the temptation will not go away. Of course, we live in30:26 a world today where in addition to our natural flesh, we have everything appealing to it. Here it's a sexual thing, but it could be anything that wants to hold you30:38 hostage and reel you in. He's tempted. But Joseph says no,30:51 and there are 2 reasons we say no to temptation when we do. 1 is fear of consequences. That's the negative reason. We don't want the reprisal that could take place.31:03 And so the negative reason is, even if I wanna do it, I won't do it because I don't want the consequences of having done it. So the fear of consequences.31:14 Joseph knew that everything had been placed under his hand, and he knew that could be jeopardized here. But then he gives the positive reason and the dominant reason. He gives it at31:26 the end of verse 9. He says, how then could I do this great evil and sin against God?31:38 Here it is, and we all need to learn this principle. The reason we sin more is because we love God less.31:53 We will say to 1 another regularly, you shouldn't do that, you shouldn't do that, that sin, that sin. We may know it. We may not even want to do it, and we keep doing it.32:08 But the issue is, am I growing my love for God, therefore lessening my life for sin, or am I lessening my love for God so that I'm growing my32:19 response to sin? 1 of the ways you know your love for God is growing is that your hatred for sin is increasing,32:31 and how bad you feel when you let him down, when you do yield, how bad you feel when you've disappointed32:43 God. And when that feeling goes away, it's because love has been diminished. People who love God hate sin32:55 and hurt when they do it. People who don't love God get over the hump.33:08 Joseph didn't sin because he valued his relationship. He did not want to displease God. He did not want to unravel the God who had brought33:19 him to this place of blessing even as a slave. And 1 of the reasons God allows detours to become extended is33:31 development has not occurred enough for us to choose him over the most enticing things in our lives. It is when we choose33:43 him over the most enticing things in our lives, and I'm talking about sinful things. When we choose him, it shows that we have grown in our love for him.33:55 Even the thing that calls our name the most. Abraham, give me your son Isaac, the 1 you love the most. That's not easy. That's not hard. He's gotta say no34:07 every single day. It makes me think of the guy who who was on a diet, and he was dieting and there's certain things he wasn't supposed to eat. Yet, he came to work this day with a whole bag of donuts. They asked him at34:19 work. What what what I weren't you on a diet? He said, yes. Well, why you got those donuts? Well, it says, on my way to work here, I had to take another route, and and I and I saw I was gonna pass a donut shop. And and I34:29 I said, Lord, if you don't want me to get donuts, then I need you to make sure that there's no parking place in front of the donut shop. So after 8 times around the block, I came across34:41 a parking space at the donut shop. Joseph34:52 valued his relationship with God so much. See, here's what you need to know about Satan, and this is true for everybody here. A good coach35:05 studies the game film of the opposing team. They're constantly looking at the idiosyncrasies, the tweaks, the techniques, the patterns, the35:16 tendencies of the opposing team so that they can exploit them when their game is to be played. Well, Satan has seen all of our game film. He knows where35:28 our weak spots lie and what we're most susceptible to, and he makes arrangements to sabotage situations we're in, even if it's in the will of35:40 God, to use them to exploit them for his purposes. Because he knows our game film. He knows our history, our background, our propensities, our potential, the things that we react to respond to,35:52 the things that we are we're oriented to, and he seeks to exploit them. But he said, no. I can't do this, and it's because of God.36:05 Because God was real for him, even in a trial. But you usually don't get that in a trial, you get that because you had it on your way to the trial, because you are cultivating36:16 the spiritual depth. And so if you are in this situation of a temptation, the thing is to cultivate this relationship with36:28 God so that you love him more, so that you hate that more. Even if it's something that is appealing. Well, she accuses him of rape.36:40 It happened, verse 11, that he went into the house. None of the men were there. Verse 12, she caught him by the garment saying, lie with me. And he left his garment in her hand and fled36:52 and went outside. And when she saw he had left his garment in her hand and had fled outside, she called to the men of the household and say, see, he brought this Hebrew to make sport of me. He came in,37:04 I screamed, and he left his garment. Now here's the situation. He's in a no win deal. He can't win this 1.37:16 He's been accused of rape. Nobody saw it, and she got the material in her hand to prove it. And she the boss's wife. He can't win this 1.37:31 Anybody in here ever had anybody lie on you? And they win. The lie wins. Because nothing you can say can get you out37:43 of this 1. No appeal you can make because she's got the evidence even though she's the liar. She can prove that you tried to rape me. I can prove it. Her37:54 husband comes home. And when her husband comes home, she speaks to him. Verse 17, then she spoke to him with these words, the Hebrew slave who you brought to38:06 us came into me and made sport of me, and I raised my voice and screamed. He left his garment beside me and fled outside. Now when her master his master heard these38:18 words from his wife, which he spoke to him saying, this is what your slave did to me. His anger burned. So Joseph master took him and put him in jail. That's called a pink38:29 slip. He's fired, and he's the been the best thing going. But remember, Joe is on a38:41 detour. He's on a detour to destiny. And detours involve negative experiences that God either creates or let somebody else create.38:53 Therefore, don't mistake the hand of God for the hand of man. Because God was letting the lie of a woman move Joseph to the next layer of his destiny.39:05 So you're on a road, you're on a turn, or you will be. That's because God has loved you enough to take you somewhere and develop you till you get there. You can prolong the you can prolong the detour,39:19 but you don't have to prolong it. If you will draw near to him in the midst of it, say no to that which breaks his heart, and yes to that which brings his heart joy. Confess any failure you39:31 had yesterday. You can't change yesterday, but if you start today, you can move toward a better tomorrow because you're still here. In closing, have you have you39:43 ever been to a real pizzeria? I'm talking about 1 run by the Italians. I ain't talking about the fake pizza. I'm talking about the real deal. You know what they do? They take a39:55 wad of dough and then abuse it. They slam it down. Bam. They take a rolling pin and gnash it. They flatten it. Now they done already thrownShow more
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